Monday, February 21, 2011

A Storm of Links Headed your way!

I have compiled a Dossier on the apocalypse. I contains 3 Gigabytes of information of topics such as Survival, Gun-smithing, Primitive tooth care and others. Have fun with it!

We also have a link to the GBN Site, which is a website/group dedicated to predicting the future. Some of you may balk at the fact that this is a corporate website, a wise man once said "Know thine enemy". What that quote has to do with anything is anyone's guess.

I am still compiling information, so If you have any questions just ask.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Our story begins... JACKAL AND THE BRUISING BIKERS Part 1



What follows is our very first episode of...
THE ADVENTURES OF JACKAL
WASTELAND EXPLORER


The sun rose on a tiny village in the middle of the desert. Township no. 25467, in the Reclaimed Territories, although most people just called it Deep Springs Ohio. Running water, strong houses and strong people. Not a bad place to raise your kids. That is until the raiders came.

A cloud of dust grew over the horizon and the sound of sputtering engines reached the small town. The bikers pulled up to the saloon front, there must have been fifty all tell. One of them stepped off of his bike. It was an old Harley, although its exact make an model couldn't be identified due to the slapdash repairs over the years.The man who stepped off reeked of command, from the way he held himself to the large handgun on his hip. His piercing grey eyes scanned the town haughtily. With a smirk, the man started to speak.

"So I hear Deep Springs has found itself a champion!" He scoffed. The bikers hooted and jeered, revving their engines. He laughed and waved his hand, the bikers stopped.

"Let us see what down on his luck mercenary they hired to deal with The Boston Mills Boys! Come on out you jackal!" The Man smirked. No one would dare come and face him.

"I don't like your attitude Stough." A voice sauntered out of the saloon.

The Man whirled about gun drawn, looking for the offending voice. The bikers looked around dutifully.
"Who said that!? Show yourself you dog!" He shouted, his calm exterior cracked to show the rage bubbling underneath. "SHOW YOURSELF OR I WILL BURN THIS PITIFUL SLUM TO THE GROUND!"

"Now now, there is no need for that Stough. Your jackal is right here." A man walked out of the saloon. He had the scars of many battles on his face and his steely eyes could penetrate the soul of any man.
Stough holstered his gun and smoothed his hair back with one hand.

"Ahh, so your the infamous Jackal who has been doing all of these good deeds. You've been quite the thorn in my side." He said with a haughty grin. "Well its about time that thorn was pricked and the bush it was in burnt clear."

"Leave these people out of it Stough, its me you want."

"On the contrary, I want the water, and the women, and some of the men as well. Bobby is a little picky." Stough said. One of the bikers, presumably Bobby, waved. Stough grinned affably, "And we are going to take these things, which only leaves two options for you." He held up one finger "One: You step aside and let us rape, pillage and burn to our hearts content, or two:-" He put up a second finger. "- you die."

The Man started laughing. The bikers, unsure of what to do, also started to laugh halfheartedly, but they were soon silenced by a death glare from Stough. He turned back to The Man and resumed glaring.

"Whats so funny?" He snarled, all sense of smugness gone.

The Man stopped laughing. He fixed Stough with an iron glare.
"Whats funny is clearly you don't know who your dealing with."

A shot rang out, and Stough dropped to the ground. The bikers looked around and saw that it was just The Man standing there, gun drawn. The Man eyed the bikers appraisingly. They sheepishly ducked their heads from his steely glances. The Man lowered his gun.

"Go on, git out." He growled.

The bikers revved their engines as Bobby went to pick up Stough's body. Soon the bikers were off in the distance and the man breathed a sigh of relief.

"You did just fine Jim. You were like a regular Clint Eastwood." a voice came from the shadows of the nearby alley. A scrawny young man with a shock of bright red hair and green tips and bright green eyes walked out from behind a couple of crates. He was reloading a shotgun.

"I can't believe that worked Jackal. Even now after seeing it I still can't believe it. And who is Clint Eastwood?" Jim looked around toward the strangely garbed youth.

"He's a.... Nevermind." Jackal sighed. It was just simply impossible to find any culture out here in the wastes. "I'll expect to be paid tomorrow. One hundred gallons of the purest water you have."

"They won't be coming back?" Jim looked at Jackal incredulously.

"Biker gangs are a lot like snakes Jim, cut of the head and the body quickly dies. I'll be back tomorrow and I expect the stuff to be here in a neat pile." He shot a cold glance at Jim. This glance could freeze a lizard in Death Valley. Midday.

Jim shrank beneath his gaze. "Sure, whatever you say." Jackal started to walk off into the sunrise, as he happened to be camped out on the east side of town. Jim gathered up his courage and shouted "But if those bikers come back there'll be hell to pay!"

"Don't worry, there is literally no way that someone could survive being shot in the chest with this baby." He patted his gun affectionately and headed back to camp to take a well deserved nap. After all, It was far to early in the morning.

Meanwile, back at the bikers camp, Stough's eyes slowly opened...

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Happy New Year! With New Things!

Coming soon to this blog...
More Articles!
More Pictures!
Less Procrastination!
...and....


The Adventures of Jackal!
Wasteland Explorer!
A whole new Adventure Serial starring Jackal, a Scavenger making his way through the wastes with only his wits and his guns. And possibly an alleged car. We shall see...

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Now I know I promised you Cars.

But that simply cannot be done, even with a Christmas miracle. So instead... Happy Holidays!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Music Pick of December: Danger Days, the True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys



"Look Alive Sunshine."
So begins Danger Days, the newest album by My Chemical Romance. Now, some of you may be thinking that because My Chemical Romance did it it will be some Emo crap. However, this is not the case.




Drawing from the same thematic style of Tank Girl, this new album varies greatly from their previous work, which was mostly Emo Crap. This new album blends Electronic Synth with Punk/Pop Rock. And in the Music Video I just linked you to there are many shoutouts to post-apocalyptic films and books, as well as video game culture (Like the NES Blasters they use or Kobra Kid's Power Glove).




In the albums setting the end of the world was in the late 90's, as can be seen by their heavy punk revival influences in the music and film. It has also been slated to become a Comic Book. According to Gerard Way (The writer of the comic book and the lead singer of MCR) "It's simply about a guy who wants his Ramones records back. But during the character’s journey, and because the comic is a mature reader title, there will be much more mature and controversial themes, such as hate crimes and homophobia, the homogenization of American culture and American life."  The Comic should be coming out later this year.




The Album is definitely a good buy, or you can pirate it if you don't want to pay for things anymore. (LEGAL NOTE: THIS SITE IN NO WAY ENDORSES OR CONDONES PIRACY) I'm just saying its an option. And if you do end up doing the unspeakable act of piracy, make sure to wear a pirate's hat and sing a sea shanty.


That random aside aside, the rest of the album is equally good as the song I linked you to. The song Vampire Money is especially funny, as it is a song all about the band selling out to the Twilight franchise (ugh) and how dirty it made them feel.


Basically, what I'm saying is get this album, you will not regret it.

Monday, December 6, 2010

SECOND (Tank Girl)


I would like to talk to you, if I may, about Tank Girl. A comic created by Jamie Hewlett (of the Gorillaz fame) and Alan Martin, this simply wonderful comic encompasses basically everything this blog talks about, as well as featuring a strong female lead character. And while I could talk about the Film (Which was awesome in its own right) I will focus on the comic for this particular article.

The comic, with very little regard for narrative or sequential plot, follows the lives of the titular character, Tank Girl, Booga (her mutant kangaroo boyfriend) and their misadventures with their friends and enemies. Set in a Post Apocalyptic Australia, (as most apocalypses are wont to be since Mad Max) the series has gained a considerable cult following since its inception in the early nineties. The comic was quite groundbreaking, drawing heavily from Punk subculture and Brit Pop. The comic's art style is heavily stylized, with surrealist influences and is a real pleasure to look at.


Tank Girl herself is a groundbreaking character, being a strong female lead who is often more of a man than her boyfriend is. She was a potent symbol of the growing empowerment of women in the nineties. She drank, she smoked, she belched and farted and she kicked ass seven ways to Sunday. She was everything that a 'women' was not supposed to be, and that is what made her so awesome.


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FUCK YEAH FIRST POST.
... Wait I'm the only one here, damn. Well, welcome to the Punk Rockalypse Blog. I bet you have a few questions, such as "Where the hell am I?" or "What the fuck is this?" and "Why isn't there anything going on?"
Well, your answers are as follows:

1. "Where the hell am I?"
You sir are at the Punk Rockalypse Blog. The blog dedicated to punk, rock, punk rock and the apocalypse. I also talk about generally awesome things like Anarchy and Socialism, which are big, scary words used by the people in power to tell you who the bad guys are. And by their standards, I guess that I am a very wicked man.

2. "What the fuck is this?"
This is the first of many blog posts about cool stuff like guns and bombs and peace and love. But mostly just me spewing my half-mad political views. We will also talk about apocalypse survival and Punk influences in Pop Culture and the Apocalypse Genre.

3. "Why isn't there anything going on?
This being the First post, it make sense you would ask that. However, I will update at least once a week with something new so just wait a little while.

That wraps up our very first post here, Tune in next week for more! Or whenever really I'm pretty erratic when it comes to stuff like this.